Saturday, March 3, 2012

All NICU moms!

* Your NICU kid is 14, and you're still talking about his or her "Adjusted Age".

* Your 'breast friend' is the pump.

* Your addicted to acronyms. *NICU, CPAAP, RSV…*

* You get all weepy when you see a normal, picture perfect delivery on TV.

* You refer to NICU procedures with the skill of a NICU nurse.

* You get a little sad when you pass a hospital.

* You just can't truly enjoy yourself no matter what you're doing because your heart is still in the NICU.

* You can't help but tell your NICU story.

* You realize it's possible to get LESS sleep than moms of full term babies because of all the late night worrying.

* You see a picture of a baby with the NICU elephant nose and go, "Awwww!!"

* You actually have to buy doll clothes just so your NICU baby will have clothes that fit!

* You have a special box of NICU souvenirs you keep meaning to scrapbook.

* You know the name of every baby in the NICU & who their nurse is for that day.

* The different personalities of the nurses at the NICU no longer get under your skin...you've learned how to react to each one accordingly.

* You get sentimental & worried when you hear beeping sounds.

* You could check your NICU baby's vital signs faster than any health care professional you've met so far.

* You keep hand sanitizer in every room of your house & you ask people to use it before coming near your NICU baby.

* You still scrub your hands like a surgeon.

* Your only concern every day is when it's time for the "hands on" session with your baby, & you turn into Godzilla when you find out that your baby's hands on procedures were completed before you got there.

* You're an expert on calming your parents down because a NICU nurse couldn't tell them personal information on their own grandbaby. "

* You know that "kangaroo care" isn't a kid's game, in fact-it's your most FAVORITE time of the day, the reason you get out of bed…

* You no longer need an alarm clock to wake you up at midnight every night-that's when you call to check on your NICU baby's weight!

* To everyone else, an ounce is just a measurement, but to you an ounce is more valuable than gold-you praise God for every one your NICU baby gains.

* 'Rooming in' isn't something you do with your friends over the weekend for fun-it's one of the happiest days of your life.

* 1800 is your new favorite number.

* Your heart skips a beat when the nurse puts you on hold before telling you your baby's daily report because you fear that may mean bad news.

*Each time you see an unknown number on your caller ID, you hold your breath praying it's not the NICU.

* The March of Dimes becomes the most important fund raiser to you.

* You get nauseous when you see a black light because it reminds you too much of the bilirubin lights your NICU baby spent the 1st week of her life under.

* You know what Micro-Preemie means & you thank God every day that your NICU baby wasn't one; being a mother to a regular preemie was hard enough.

* Your NICU baby's home coming is THE happiest day of your life *so far*

*The hospital smell that most people hate brings tears to your eyes because it reminds you of your NICU experience.

* You bring your NICU baby home from the hospital with a new found appreciation for her doctors & nurses…God used them to save your baby's life.

I just had to post this.... because this is totally me! Being a preemie parent changes you.... I added a few things.

2 comments:

  1. I love those! Here's a bunch more that I posted on my blog when we were in the NICU. So true!
    • You know you're a preemie parent when...

    *You measure everything in cc's

    *Luxury = sleeping three hours in a row

    *You can change your baby's diaper with one hand

    *In the course of the same day, you have wanted to slap and bear hug the same NICU nurse

    *You feel a secret pull of jealousy when one of your friends delivers full term

    *You have gotten a rash on your hands from washing with hot water and the NICU soap... eight times in one day

    *The statement "breastfeeding is simple and natural" makes you laugh -- or cry, depending on the day and the hour.

    *Your baby has ever outgrown an outfit... while s/he was wearing it.

    *You cry when you're happy, laugh when you're mad, and throw things across the room when you're sad.

    *You could drive the route from your house to the hospital in your sleep... and maybe you have.

    *You can't remember what you talked about before feeding schedules, diapers, and growth charts.

    *You're more interested in your baby's diaper than the State of the Union

    *Your idea of a vacation is walking outside to get the mail

    *When someone offers you their hand to shake, you think twice, envisioning the germs that you might take home from them

    *The sound of your baby crying is beautiful, not annoying.

    *While everyone else coos, "He's so tiny!" your six-pound baby looks huge to you.

    *Your heart almost bursts with love at least once a day

    *You would climb to the top of Mt. Everest, barefoot, if it would help your baby to grow healthier, bigger, or stronger.

    *You not only know what "bilirubin" is, you have had several extensive conversations about it.

    *You never knew how grateful you could feel that your baby has gained an ounce.

    *You know where all the vending machines are on your floor of the hospital... and which ones have the good snacks.

    *You literally live your life one hour at a time.

    *The security guard at the front door of the hospital just waves you in when he sees you.

    *You are grateful for the smallest things now -- a shower, clean socks, a meal that you didn't have to cook, a friend who has a whole conversation with you without offering you any useless advice.

    *When someone asks you what scent you're wearing, you say "Germ-X" without batting an eye.

    *You had to give up your shower today to make time to read this list.

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  2. Yours are pretty awesome! It's so sad when the security guard just waves you through. I totally got jealous every time I heard someone had a full term baby, I've never had one. Oh and I hate when people think you actually sleep through the night when your baby is in the Nicu. It's actually worse between pumping and praying you don't get a bad call.

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